GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then